heard on sports radio today

I turned on the radio while I was making the breakfast this morning and heard the following comments about the WNBA on 1540 The Ticket sports station:

Talk show host #1: “Female basketball is hideous! I compare it to boy’s eighth grade basketball.”

Talk show host #2: “What if your daughter was a WNBA basketball player? Would you be proud? What would you say to her?”

Talk show host #1: “It’s like a 4 year old who brings home something from school that looks like a malformed penis. What do you say? “Honey, that looks great.”