tennis playe finds weapons of mass destruction

Check out the latest media show from professional tennis player and blogger Dmitry Tursunov, Tursunov Tales. This week he answers a question from a woman in Baghdad, Iraq, by suggesting that his father was building nuclear technology in his basement and selling it to, among other countries, Iraq, thus providing concrete evidence of W.M.D.s. While waiting customers ate his mother’s crepes and strawberries, little Dmitry dressed up and danced for them.

His conclusion: despite our cultural differences we’re all alike because “everyone loves red buttons.” For those who didn’t live through the cold war, that’s the button that initiates a nuclear strike. I’m tellin’ you, this guy is better than Jon Stewart. Political satire at it’s best.