{"id":425,"date":"2006-08-27T11:24:09","date_gmt":"2006-08-27T19:24:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/?p=425"},"modified":"2006-08-27T11:24:09","modified_gmt":"2006-08-27T19:24:09","slug":"bunnies-and-donuts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/bunnies-and-donuts\/","title":{"rendered":"bunnies and donuts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, Soderling is a reach. You know what I think happens, I don&#8217;t have any Ferrers left or many other Latino players so I unconsciously inflate the prowess of my unused players in hopes that they will be a money player and I can make up for the two times I actually forgot to submit my team &#8211; and one of them was a Masters Series event.<\/p>\n<p>I am such an absent minded professor type that I was having breakfast this morning when I realized that I hadn&#8217;t actually submitted my team for the Open yet.<\/p>\n<p>I spent my morning in bed reading about the mathematicians who solved Poincare&#8217;s conjecture &#8211; among other things it says that humans can be reduced to a donut shape because they have a hole in the middle of them. It makes me think that I should switch my focus to doing some statistical analysis on past years and see if you can predict winners &#8211; for instance, what&#8217;s the connection between performance in Masters Series events and slam results? &#8211; rather than be in a fantasy league.<br \/>\n+++++++++++++++++<br \/>\nYes, bunnies and humans can be reduced to donuts. Therefore, I have decided that I should focus on the more abstract, statistical aspects of fantasy tennis instead of actually trying to win at it. So, I will continue on two paths. One will be to develop a screen scraper program to download all of those annouing match-stats.com pages into an excel file and the other is to develop magazine articles on the more personal aspects of tennis &#8211; for instance, why I symphathise with athletes instead of their accusers when they are accsed of sexual assault even though I was the victim of a sexual assault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yeah, Soderling is a reach. You know what I think happens, I don&#8217;t have any Ferrers left or many other Latino players so I unconsciously inflate the prowess of my unused players in hopes that they will be a money player and I can make up for the two times I actually forgot to submit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[40],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-425","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fantasy-tennis"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=425"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/425\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=425"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=425"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=425"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}