{"id":21,"date":"2004-04-27T14:47:31","date_gmt":"2004-04-27T22:47:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/?p=21"},"modified":"2004-04-27T14:47:31","modified_gmt":"2004-04-27T22:47:31","slug":"the-thumbinator-erotica","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/the-thumbinator-erotica\/","title":{"rendered":"the thumbinator, erotica"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went to see my trainer <a href=\"mailto:lennyparracino@sbcglobal.net\"> Lenny Parracino<\/a> today to see what we can do about tendonitis in my knee. We corrected my lunge technique and then I endured the usual torture for scar tissue: heat-seeking deep tissue massage in the muscles above the knee that are causing the tendonitis. This why he is called the thumbinator. I cannot believe how much grief and time it takes just to be a shlock E level recreational tennis player. Why do I put up with this?<\/p>\n<p>I was flipping channels last night and came across a piece on HBO?s Real Sex about equestrian erotica: people who like to dress up as ponies ? hooves, elaborate blinders, tails, etc. ? and play out erotic scenes. I am currently reading a how-to book about erotic role play, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fistandfangs.com\/\" target=\"_blank\"> Fantasy Made Flesh<\/a>. The author asks you to go back to childhood and remember what kind of things you loved as a child, activities nobody had to ask you to do, games you were obsessed by. These are a fertile source of ideas for erotic roles that might turn you on today. The only obsession I could remember was standing at the bottom of the path and throwing a tennis ball against the steps for hours at a time pretending to be a pitcher or a shortstop or <a href=\"http:\/\/www.baseballhalloffame.org\/hofers_and_honorees\/hofer_bios\/mays_willie.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Willie Mays<\/a> running with his back to the plate and making an impossible catch.<\/p>\n<p>I?m still obsessively playing with a tennis ball. She might be right about those obsessions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went to see my trainer Lenny Parracino today to see what we can do about tendonitis in my knee. We corrected my lunge technique and then I endured the usual torture for scar tissue: heat-seeking deep tissue massage in the muscles above the knee that are causing the tendonitis. This why he is called [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[27],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-21","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-body-mechanics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=21"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/21\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=21"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=21"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/ninarota.com\/tennis\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=21"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}